“I’m pissed off yeah. She’s taking the piss. And it’s hurting me, ‘cause Cook needs the love too. Cookie’s got nothing. Cookie’s always got nothing. That’s why I do her pal. That’s why I pop Panda. Panda’s popped. It’s always the same: great tits Panda, great tits Effy. That’s all I get, ‘cause I’m shit. I’m pure shit.”

-Cook, 3x07